Hail Conquering Heroes (Human Curling Division)

"The first solitudes of Vancouver and B.C. were not English and French, they were Scottish and Chinese," said Wong, a fifth-generation Chinese-Canadian and proud kilt-wearer known as "Toddish McWong" at this time of year.

Which is to follow up from this, with McWong's more complete report here. We've all rather let down the side on the Haggis-eating-record attempt. No matter. There's always Sunday.