Rolling Stones Legend Keith Richards Addresses UN General Assembly.

The Israelis were behind the JFK assassination. Martin Luther King's assassination was a plot, too. Probably the same guys who made swine flu before it escaped from the laboratory. Reopen the files! If Afghans want to fight each other, let them. Afghanistan had nothing to do with 9-11. Nobody but Spaniards were involved in the Spanish Civil War. You are all devils. Here is a white book. I will now throw it at a wall.

Some kind of performance art, I guess. It would have been funny except he was way too high.

UPDATE: After struggling to turn Khadafy’s insane ramblings at the UN into English for 75 minutes, the Libyan dictator’s personal interpreter got lost in translation. "I just can’t take it any more," Khadafy’s interpreter shouted into the live microphone – in Arabic.

At that point, the U.N.’s Arabic section chief, Rasha Ajalyaqeen, took over and translated the final 20 minutes of the speech. "His interpreter just collapsed – this is the first time I have seen this in 25 years," another U.N. Arabic interpreter told The Post.

UPDATE II: No Screech For Him.