NEWSFLASH: EVENT AS IMPORTANT AS THE PEACE OF WESTPHALIA
Further to yesterday's dispatch:
United Church delegates vote against controversial motion to excommunicate Arsenal FC fans, Coca Cola drinkers, Kleenex nosewipers, Starbucks patrons, Sara Lee cake-eaters, and Wonderbra bra wearers. Says Nuncio Bruce Gregersen: "The vibe we're giving our congregations is that everybody should, like, do their own thing."
Exemplary. I mean, after all. . .
United Church delegates vote against controversial motion to excommunicate Arsenal FC fans, Coca Cola drinkers, Kleenex nosewipers, Starbucks patrons, Sara Lee cake-eaters, and Wonderbra bra wearers. Says Nuncio Bruce Gregersen: "The vibe we're giving our congregations is that everybody should, like, do their own thing."
Exemplary. I mean, after all. . .
3 Comments:
Great! I was especially worrying about the sexy-undie wearing customers of Victoria's Secret.
Makes me wanna sing the Arsenal song! I mean, if the United Church is gonna banish or relegate a side, make it Chelsea, please...
Sadly typical no? Thankfully some rational types from the Jewish Congress show up at the United Church General Council pointing out that "hey guys loosen those Birkenstoks, you see there are really two-sides to the Israel/Palestinian issue". And as has been happening for untold General Council meetings the silly anti-Israel resolution gets the boot.
And as per usual, it gets sent back to local churches where some small inconsequential social justice committee, hijacked by some agenda jabbering extremists will send yet another anti-Israel resolution to the General Council in another three years. And so it goes...
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