Racial Profiling, Done Properly.

And what a lark they've had of it, these two paddies turning an entire nation in knots with their mad scheme for a pint with the King of Americay himself and at the White House too if you don't mind. Actually three of them, so.

The Gardai came from the town of Ballyroche for to catch that goat with his sticks and switches; The goat gave the captain a kick up his arse, and his horns made rags of his brand new breeches. Alliliú! Tá an poc ar buile!