Just a couple of middle-class, middle-aged guys with young families
But getting the story right appears to require having the name Andrew.
Andrew Coyne: If there is anything less attractive than the anti-American streak in our national character — a trait made worse, one suspects, for our neighbours’ sunny indifference to our seething — it is our tendency to prostrate ourselves before American celebrities.
And incidentally, that "Canadian delicacy," a "sugar-coated, deep-fried pastry called a Beavertail"?
Sounds tasty, mind you.