Thursday, September 24, 2009

Rolling Stones Legend Keith Richards Addresses UN General Assembly.

The Israelis were behind the JFK assassination. Martin Luther King's assassination was a plot, too. Probably the same guys who made swine flu before it escaped from the laboratory. Reopen the files! If Afghans want to fight each other, let them. Afghanistan had nothing to do with 9-11. Nobody but Spaniards were involved in the Spanish Civil War. You are all devils. Here is a white book. I will now throw it at a wall.

Some kind of performance art, I guess. It would have been funny except he was way too high.

UPDATE: After struggling to turn Khadafy’s insane ramblings at the UN into English for 75 minutes, the Libyan dictator’s personal interpreter got lost in translation. "I just can’t take it any more," Khadafy’s interpreter shouted into the live microphone – in Arabic.

At that point, the U.N.’s Arabic section chief, Rasha Ajalyaqeen, took over and translated the final 20 minutes of the speech. "His interpreter just collapsed – this is the first time I have seen this in 25 years," another U.N. Arabic interpreter told The Post.

UPDATE II: No Screech For Him.


Blogger Kurt Langmann said...

Ghaddafi gave the best 90 minute stand-up routine ever. I'm still laughing.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Complete raving loony nutter.

Hilarious and scary at the same time.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Kurt Langmann said...

Nothing scary about nutters. I've seen the best (we saw Steve Martin open for Mimi Farina in Vancouver before SNL in early 70s and he was hilarious).
Try Jonathan Richman from my favourite "Jonathan Does Country" CD:

"The welfare gal's got a nasty hold on that little 2 year old and I'm thinking about that child welfare hot line... you take the plane I'll take the bus this time... (minor chord 'cause this is the sad part)... well Jonathan!!!"

9:13 PM  
Blogger Kurt Langmann said...

I'm a Hindi Redneck:

9:24 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

It is disturbing that I know people that think just like he does.

Oddly, I encountered most of them on a site called "" So it goes.

11:56 PM  
Blogger kellie said...

The performance art guy gave me a headache within five seconds, but Jonathan Richman's bus song was great: a cure!

2:22 AM  
Blogger Mark, Ottawa said...

Bit unfair to Keef, after all looks aren't everything, what one says counts too.


12:46 PM  
Blogger Kurt Langmann said...

Never fear nutters, laugh at them if you can not laugh with them:

9:47 PM  

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